Algumas semanas atrás, a Volvo lançou um comercial sensacional com com Jean-Claude Van Damme. Quem não viu, veja!
http://youtu.be/M7FIvfx5J10
Eis então que o estúdio de animação húngaro Delov Digital resolveu
fazer uma versão de natal do comercial da Volvo com ninguém menos que
Chuck Norris! Como todos sabem, Chuck Norris é mais phoda que o Van
Damme, então o comercial ficou mais phoda ainda!!! Assistam!!!
Reler... De novo!
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Mark Twain Quotes - 1
Mark Twain Quotes
Mark Twain |
- A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.
- Against the assault of laughter nothing can stand.
- Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest.
- Be careful in your dress if you will, but keep a tidy soul.
- Better a broken promise than none at all.
- By trying we can easily endure adversity. Another man’s, I mean.
- Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
- Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear, not absence of fear.
- Education consists mainly of what we have unlearned.
- Everything has its limit – iron ore cannot be educated into gold.
- Familiarity breeds contempt – and children.
- Few things are harder to put up with than the annoyance of a good example.
- He is now rising from affluence to poverty.
- He is useless on top of the ground; he ought to be under it, inspiring the cabbages.
- Honesty is the best policy – when there is money in it.
- I have made a rule never to smoke more than one cigar at a time.
- In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards.
- It is better to deserve honors and not have them than to have them and not deserve them.
- Loyalty to petrified opinion never yet broke a chain or freed a human soul.
- Man – a creature made at the end of the week’s work when God was tired.
- Man is the only creature that blushes – or needs to.
- Man was made at the end of the week’s work when God was tired.
- Man will do many things to get himself loved, he will do all things to get himself envied.
- Many a small thing has been made large by the right kind of advertising.
- Martyrdom covers a multitude of sins.
- Necessity is the mother of taking chances.
- Nothing so needs reforming as other people’s habits.
- One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives.
- Principles have no real force except when one is well-fed.
- Prosperity is the best protector of principle.
- Such is the human race, often it seems a pity that Noah…didn’t miss the boat.
- Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of Congress; but I repeat myself.
- The more things are forbidden, the more popular they become.
- The reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated.
- The secret source of humor is not joy but sorrow; there is no humor in Heaven.
- The very ink with which all history is written is merely fluid prejudice.
- There are several good protections against temptation, but the surest is cowardice.
- There is no sadder sight than a young pessimist.
- Thunder is good, thunder is impressive; but it is lightning that does all the work.
- To be good is noble; but to show others how to be good is nobler and no trouble.
- Truth is the most valuable thing we have. Let us economize it.
- When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear.
- When in doubt, tell the truth.
- When red-haired people are above a certain social grade, their hair is auburn.
- When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.
- When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain.
- Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been.
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